Monday, January 29, 2007

This just in

A big decision has just been made in Beaverland. Due to the recent loss of Lady B’s job (flyers have been posted, but it hasn’t turned up yet) the couple is giving up their apartment in Windsorville and moving to the country as soon as they close on their little red house. Bygone, the dreams of weekend getaways from the nitty-gritty city. It’s overalls and circular saws and spam sandwiches from here, bub.

2,472,523 people live in Brooklyn, NY. 664 live in Sandisfield, MA. Someone better kick the bucket or pop out some kiddies, or their upcoming relocation will make for one hell of an inauspicious number.

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