From a "Celebrity Book Review" in progress

Check out this stanza from “Ahoy” and then try to tell me that Melissa’s not my sister in the culinary sense of the term: “I am relieved to discover my favorite gourmet yogurt with full nutrition labeling.” And only a few lines later:  “God loves my hair.” Except for the fact that I prefer the British spelling of yogurt (i.e., ‘yoghurt’), these lines are so me.